I miss blogging so much I almost want to die

For a while there I thought I was okay with not blogging. That I wasn't really all that passionate about it and that it didn't make me happy.
I was horribly, horribly wrong.
After reading my past entries on this site I felt like I had been punched in the stomach. With a fist full of love. Because that awesome feeling of "mm" came over as soon as I remembered what it was like to sit here, listening to lame music, clacking away on the keys. It feels GREAT. Absolutely amazing.

So last weekend I had a dance party with my friends. And it was the lamest thing I've ever done but I think it's become an obsession. Because now every time I hear a song with any kind of recognizable beat I HAVE to dance. No matter what. No matter where I am. Even if it's just a hand jive, I have to dance. Sometimes you have to do things like that to keep yourself from going insane.

And I have this other obsession. Wrapping presents. I absolutely adore wrapping presents. I volunteer to wrap presents. I wrap things for myself and then open them and it's this little box that says "WRAP ME PLEASE" so i do. And that goes on for a while. Except that doesn't really happen. But It would be totally sweet if it did.

And I realize that this blog is quite possibly the worst and most random blog I have ever written in my life. Because, as I mentioned earlier, school has been hoarding all of my creativity. But Christmas break is fast approaching and it is my goal to worry you faithful readers (however many are left after such a blog drought) about the many strange ramblings that I just might come up with. So cheers to that!

On Hiatus

I'm sure you've all noticed that I haven't updated my blog in forever. School has become my life and, because of that, all of my creative juices are in demand and I have absolutely no time to do anything fun. ever. In February my schedule will be MUCH less stressful so you can expect many new blogs after that. Until then, I may somehow miraculously gain some free time and choose to use it to blog. But I'm not making promises. My apologies to all of the people who actually enjoy reading this.

Yeah...

I'm still alive! Expect blogs soon. :)

If I Wasn't Blogging Right Now...

There's something about waking up at 1 in the afternoon, after approximately 12 hours fairly uninterrupted sleep that makes a person want to blog. That makes me want to blog. I have doubts that many other people get that feeling. Some would feel like jogging (although not today because there seems to be another storm over our heads), or cleaning the house, perhaps (And if you have seen my room in the past few years, you will know that waking up in a good mood still is not enough to do some recreational cleaning). I'm actually quite sure that there are many things people would chose to do on a lazy Saturday other than blog. But I am not many people. I am me and I chose to blog. Now, if you've stayed with me so far, some actual blogging will begin shorty. Like, right now.
You know, I think I am going to stick with what I was talking about before, in a list! Because, I haven't written lists on here before, but those who know me from myspace know that I love lists. But this is not a blog about lists, this is a list blog (and they have very distinct differences, believe me). So, on with the blog (finally)...

Things I Could Do Instead of Blogging (And why I don't):

1. Start and emu farm
They would probably turn into zombie emus, somehow. And eat me.
2. Make macaroni pictures
My mom would yell at me for eating the paste.
3. Construct a scale model of Tony Danza out of Lego
Not enough Lego.
4. Golf
I lost my 5-iron. (And I suck. And I don't know what a 5-iron would be used for.)
5. Make the world's largest Caesar salad
Would cause a great crouton famine. That's the last thing the world needs right now. Al Gore would come after me.
6. Turn into a mad scientist and create a herd of mini-cows that would graze in my back yard
Mini-cows still emit large amounts of methane gas. Al Gore would come after me.
7. Tend to the elephants
The mini-cows and emu-zombies ate them!
8. Make real X-ray goggles and sell them to small children for unreasonable prices
If they're real, people can see boobs and such.
9. High five everyone
Some people have gross hands. And diseases.
10. Bomb Iraq
Oh, wait, see, George Bush should have a blog.
11. Prove the Existence of Aliens
They would abduct me, and my mini-cows. And Al Gore.
12. Re-elect Pluto as a Planet
I don't think you can elect planets. And the space people would probably send their aliens after me.
13. Buy a Funny hat and sing karaoke
Been there, done that.
14. Cut the Grass
I have mini-cows to do that for me.
15. Kidnap Al Gore
So I could have my mini-cows, and Caesar salad. I would blame it on alien abduction.



(This list was pretty much half written by my boyfriend, because he's hilarious. Check him out here.)

What would you be doing if you weren't currently reading this blog?

First blog on here, expect much better than this.

So, I've decided to venture away from myspace in my blogging. Mainly because I want to have more people read what I have to say without running the risk of some old man stalking me in the process. And also because I have some non-myspace friends who have shown interest in my "good blogs" who I guess would like to read them. And this is how they can do that.
I don't really know how this site works yet. I don't even know if anyone will read this blog. I hope that if you are some kind stranger you will realize that this will probably be my worst blog, because it doesn't really have a point. But my other blogs will be much better and continuing to visit this page would probably not hurt you.
I've decided to remain fairly annonymous on this blog. Because I, again, am not fond of old man stalkers following me because I've revealed too much on this goshforsaken thing. That would really be quite unfortunate.
So I think my first few posts very well may be old myspace posts that I am particularily fond of, and probably some new ones as well. All of my myspace posts will end up on here, but not all of the posts on here will also be on myspace. If that makes sense.
My goal in the long run is to get my own domain, and have my own blog altogether, but I want to gain some readers first. Hopefully I can do that. So, if you like what I write, it would be greatly appreciated if you subscribed. Expect more interesting posts soon.